Philip Morris still sponsors Ferrari after the 2006 ban, we talk about Marlboro.

Just go full Jalop: Mercedes-AMG GTFAC

In true supercar fashion it will get stuck halfway through the transition and they will have to remove the engine to replace it.

Meanwhile at Audi HQ -

Why does the drive to the beach always feel so much longer than it should? I mean, it’s right there!

Pretty sure they did 2 months ago.

Pinniped fellatio humor is likely not what Univision wants to see here. Keep in mind that we’re just fucking around here, but the Jalopnik writers have bosses to answer to.

How was this not suggested? I’ve seen it posted so many times here, and it still cracks me up every time.

Listening to her talk makes me freakin’ melt.

Anything else is just a clip on bow tie. You, sir, are a gentleman

magnets? suction cups?.... ugh... all these years ive been buying giant ribbons and carefully pulling them under the cars floor to then fold over and painstakingly fold into bows..... noone told me they came pre made... so much time wasted

and then... years later....abandon your dreams of excellence.

Ftfy.

“not going anywhere”

Does this mean we might finally get the Hindustani Ambassador review we've been wishing for? It's been 58 years. How much longer must we wait?

Hello, Jalopnik? Yes, I would like to apply for the role of Any Bloodbags to “review” the next Fusion or whatever?

TLDR, ginger exposing his ginger at Ginger.

Yeah, such displays of respect & comraderie is awesome. There’s another video of Greg Murphy setting the record on Mount Panorama in the Bathurst 1000 race, dipping below 2:07s for the first time ever - it’s called the Lap of the Gods. The crowd & all the engineers from all the teams line the pitlane when he drives…