(The star is for how funny your comment is, not for the state of your career.)

http://io9.gizmodo.com/brace-yourselv…

https://www.quantcast.com/p-d4P3FpSypJrl…

I can’t explain why I like this ... thing.

That car is gorgeous and that’s what really matters.

With a just enough amount of toxic waste coming out of its ugly bird butt it creates a hole on the top of the car, than it majestically descends into the cabin. From there, I’m sure it will figure out the rest.

This year is going to be hilarious, with an unlimited mileage, bumper to bumper, certified pre-owned warranty.

So, Vantage it is. There’s no need for hesitation.

V8 Vantage

I need more Artlopnik.

or the all new Prius a restraining order against Kinja user named Mailbox Cancer

It handles the extremely high temperatures like a real supercar.

An S-Class a day keeps... I’m sure they keep something away. Whatever.

It sounds like a new reality show called Jail TV. The movie version is totally going to win the Oshkars.