Here’s a shitty Photoshop I made (at work) of this funny line.

Seriously?! He was like the 3rd best character on ER!

What’s so unappealing about hearing your elderly Emperor talk about sex?

That just means he didn’t fuck THAT TIME. That’s a pretty sloppy headline you got there.

Not having sex. Emperors! They’re just like us.

Heck, the first season of The Next Generation was a little rough...

President Camacho was not an incompetent leader. He recognized that he had a problem, he realized the problem was beyond the abilities of his current team, and he looked for the smartest person he could find to solve it. It ended up getting solved! Delegating to qualified personnel is one of the key traits of good…

How much Keeffe is in this movie anyway?

They keep saying “Nancy Drew,” but I have yet to see any of her sketches or artwork.

I was sitting there in the theater saying very quietly “I have.”

When 900 hours of Star Wars you watch, look as good you will not, hrrmmm?

It’s a gorgeous, magnificently acted nothingburger of a symbol safari by way of cabin fever alcoholism madness character study. It’s like Eggers read all the praise for The VVitch’s thematic resonance and decided to make a movie that is almost entirely thematic resonance. It is the epitome of subtext as text.…

Did it happen while he was falling out an exploding stained glass window with a choir in the background? If so, he’s going to be in full-body comedy bandages for weeks.

At least he didn’t eat any lobster that was left in the fridge for too long.

They should just recast him with the corgi. Maybe the entire cast could be corgis? Corgboy Bepup? Somebody get Hollywood on the phone.

if it doesn’t have Harrison Ford front and center, its not an Indiana Jones movie. I get he is getting up there in age. But I think a large majority of fans would rather see them stop making them, than see it go on without Ford, ESPECIALLY if it just picks up by passing the torch to his lame-ass son played by Shia. I…

“everything a great episode of Disenchantment should have:”

Hard to tell it’s a joke in context ....

Also, I am not kidding that fundamentally the same biological principle had to be explained yesterday in the Savage Love comments.  Odds are FAR more likely with the remaining AVC commentariat not understanding a uterus than other options.