Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

You cross the Rocky Mountains between Sacramento and San Francisco? Whatever you say, Kyrie.

Make Em Say Uhhhhh!

Clay Helton is a better driver than Todd Helton.

Muscle* Hamster

The jaguars are getting better coverage from him than Nancy Grace got from JonBenet.

Not everyone is a fan of the dirty bird.

Nah, Wesley Snipes played Bobby Purify in Jungle Fever.

“Go left and mostly wrestle”

OPS is down because no one wanted any flax-seed oil.

I never thought I’d see a photo of Mike Ditka with two angry black panthers, much less a statue.

Is that a statue of Mike Ditka?

Is that Andre Miller who got roasted again?

Go get ‘em Peter Thiel!

I am a back shoulder throw truther. Every time some announcer starts jabbering about a wonderful back shoulder throw all I can think is, Tony Romo under threw it and Dez made a good play on a shit pass.

Jesus, Saban is teeny tiny. Why did they even get him a chair to sit in?

Similar advice from Dick Cheney.

It’s Canada Goose not Canadian.

I only like my Asians flipping in cirque du soleil.

Break it off now. It won’t get better. Lurchers are the worst.