With the cowboys stadium across the street it’s actually pretty tough. Spent a lot of time in Arlington?

Arlington doesn’t want them to leave. The lease is up in a few years at globe life and Dallas wants them downtown. The roof will be pretty nice in July and August when its 110 for a day game and 99 for a night game.

Sour Cream gun? The fuck chipotle are you going to? Our burristas use a big ass spoon here in Montana. The way God intended.

The Gatorade is for after the game.

How does Yann Hufnagael not make the dumb name bracket? Easy 14 seed there.

I wonder what Trumps thoughts are on the jobs being taken by these loser dogs.

Look. This guy is getting his hand massaged twice a week to gain 1/4". I massage my dick 7 days a week and its been the same since 7th grade.

As an Auditor, it wouldn’t be that hard to hide it. Look at Enron and Bernie Madoff. Or don’t. NF Football!!

I can’t believe these are your actual voices. Can you get people to do a voice-over that don’t sound like used car sales man from Wisconsin?

Handle? You should hear what I go by on my CB Radio.10-4 good buddy, rubber ducky come back, over, repeat, smokies at mile 417 outside of Crow Agency. Over and out albino rhino. You’re a Fuck Chop.

How do I get to be the other other guy?

“Common Sense be Damned” will be featured prominently on Jerry Jones tombstone.

The guy squatting on the Smith Press, just a few head shakes and back to it.

I’ve got a deadspin story for you to report on, where the fuck does this guy live, like can you show me on google maps so I can zillow this place, and is that his van?