Damnit LiAngelo Ball.

The trade deadline has passed jabrone...

Have you seen his wife?

What is he handing out?

He’s got weird hair.

I was an 8 year old Atlanta fan in Montana, you know THE SUPERSTATION, and when it got to the end of the 8th, my dad turned off the TV and told me to go to bed because it was over. I went to sleep and cried because the braves had lost. So thanks for that one dad, you SOB. I read about it in the paper like the nerd I…

The record is 16 homers in a month, reached by Albert Belle in ‘98 and Mark McGwire in ‘99.

Barry Bond sounds like a low rent bounty hunter.

What’s this guys library going to have in it? Just comic books, Fox news, and a beef jerky dispenser?

Impossibly Texan robber names.

Is Paul Pierce sitting in a wheel chair for an actual reason (old bastard) or did they just run out of furniture on the set?

More like Judge Dredd

Good Sir, that is the all-you-can-eat-porch. True Texans define that as Heaven.

+1 Stamp towards a free 6"

BRODACIOUS!

Let’s take minute to discuss soccer ball hygiene.

I spit my coffee out when I read “Adrian Peterson is an aging black.”

At what point does a player become a veteran? It’s Beckham’s 4th season.

Good Sir, do you really think I haven’t eaten my around the entire menu? I’m a 250lbs accountant. I basically eat shitty food and use a calculator all day.

If I was stranded on an island the only food I would ever need is the Patty Melt. I’d be a big ole fat Tom Hanks just sweating out crisco, talking to a volleyball, and pulling my own teeth. If anyone on this site says the Monterey Melt is superior, 100% they voted for Donald Trump.