The feminist in me is chuckling at this. The comic book reader is flipping desks that realistically very little of this is accurate at all.

Um, the second letter writer's guy is a piece of shit. Caring for someone with ALS is spectacularly and singularly difficult, physically and emotionally. Never waste another minute of your life interacting with that man, and do look into a visiting nurse. You need time for yourself, whether it feels like it or not.

I would assume that the comic book's plot doesn't center around praising Spider Woman's ass and the guys who toss her salad like their name was Romaine.

Do you think her age made her unable to understand that she shouldn't kill people for their stuff?

The detectives on the case are just as stumped.

Whitney Cummings sucks.

I shit my pants last week. I don't know if anyone has ever seen the 4chan greentext about pickle shits, but I have learned that it actually might be true. I was eating the last of the pickle chips in the bottom of a jar, and ended up drinking about an inch or two worth of pickle juice to get to them. About 20 minutes…

I used to be a TA, and I had just finished grading a huge stack of final papers for my class. I piled them neatly on the floor next to my backpack for the next day. When I woke up, my dog had, of every god damned place in the whole house, taken a huge, juicy shit right on top of the stack of papers. The shit was so…

..was told by pest control experts that she would have to burn anything that had come into contact with the spider eggs, as the arachnids are highly venomous.

I'm sorry, but I have to wholeheartedly disagree with this article. I am supposed to stop supporting a team I grew up loving because the asshole higher ups made and a completely terrible decision? I have to choose between being a feminist and supporting a team whose fan ship is huge part of my identity? Of course Ray…

looks like it belongs to Doctor Manhattan

Yeah, sure. So many women rubbing up on you on the bus. Sure. Of course you know this phenomenon is almost exclusively male, but carry on trolling.

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

But Mark, how can you deny the solid "bitches be crazy and men's money is more important than all the things!" reasoning of the OP?

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

No one's slick as Gaston