Caught an articuno on my first ball. 😎

I’m honestly fine with the update. Trying to find an open gym spot in my area was next to impossible with high level gyardos and vaperon hogging nearly every spot

So bad Photoshop+ making a dumb face= profit????

They lost me when they removed the Battery Saver mode from iOS because SOME users were having freezing issues. It worked fine for both my phones most of the time, but they decided just to scrap the whole frakking thing

Thankfully Portland has a big ass river running through it that houses a few Magikarp so I'm hoping to get it done eventually

Feels like I’m wearing nothin’ at all....nothin’ at all....nothin’ at all!

What if you’re only totally comfortable gaming in a whale bone corset?

I remember enjoying it when I was younger too. I might have to take it for another spin.

The post work ruins these. Hard to tell where the actual costumes are and what's shopped.

Elder Maxxon is so foxy til he opens his mouth and then I crank the old laser musket....

Yes. Good. Good. Let's turn all DH Lawrence's books into movies.... Particularly using Kit Harrington and Sam Heughan. *cackles manically while buying sex toys*

Not as bad as I was expecting. Now when they had to shave my tooth down to fit the crown, I'd have taken all the drugs.

Oh great, I have plans to see Mad Max tonight. Thank god most Portlanders are too baked to try shit like this.

I’ve also avoided it so far, but I am having a lot of fun with Elder Scrolls online. There are plenty of jagoffs on voice chat, but you can turn it off or do guild/party chat. I've met some nice people to dungeon crawl with and mute/block the jagoffs.

10/10 would bang all iterations.

Instafav for the Dragon Age reference.

Hmmmm, so that’s what exploded ovaries feel like…

• Henry Cavill might join the cast of Fifty Shades DarkerzzzzZZzzz. [ONTD]

Eh, I’ve been single so long, I just don’t care anymore. I had chocolate chip cookies for lunch.

Ahhhh you beat me to it!