As someone with two pre-school nieces in California, thank Thor this passed.

NOOOOOOO, they will keep flooding Oregon and drive real estate and rental prices up even more!!! I can’t afford groceries this week because my rent is so high!

Yeah, listened to the whole thing and nothing’s happening. I’ll just go back to my Weeknd mix.

Yogurt only in food....when you don’t want to use stuff that tastes delicious. That’s it.

Who owns “This Dating Site Isn’t Full of Weird Assholes”, cause I wanna sign up for that one?

Nobody gets this when I yell this out.... :(

I sent this to In Touch and they haven’t used it yet. They sleep on a bed of lies!!!!!!!!!!

This is “transformative work” and therefore “fair use.” I use quotations because our copyright laws are fucking bullshit and need a huge overhaul for the digital age.

Come to Butthead..............

I don’t. I’m just a poor asshole, so I get them from the library.

5. Yes, but only if it is filmed in black and white.

I’m going to start a Gary Vault right now.

Looks like they have them in navy, which wouldn’t look look bad.

Dipshitlo?

This one was the clear winner.

That’d be nice. The only unique person I’ve found so far showed up in my first batch of lunchboxes.

These are hideous, but also look hella comfortable...

Yeah, definetely not a flatter pose or lighting.

Que fantastique!

You can also tap the room you want to move them to and then tap the little clipboard at the bottom left of the screen to assign them. I have a hard time dragging them on my tiny phone screen.