Five people already starred the comment.......There aren’t enough faces and palms in the world.

One of my cat’s belly fur still smells like a kitten. It is a weirdly relaxing smell.

creating colognes based on the smell of a beloved pet

I wished I had more time to make homemade tortillas. Every time I buy store bought tortilla chips, I get home and say “I’m gonna buy a fryer and made homemade ones, these ones are garbage.” But I’m still eating the garbage ones. I’m going to see if the taqueria down the street will drone me some of theirs every few…

The Radio Station room is supposed to encourage more dwellers to come, especially if your worker has high Charisma, according to the Wasteland Guide. I got one newbie so far.

Lemme just slide in between Kit and Pedro and subtly gauge their interest in a three-way. Just let me...

Oh to be a female pop star with enough power to be like. “Fuck it, in this video I’m gonna wear a bunch of wigs and kiss dudes, and ride on the back of a motorcycle with a shirtless Tyson Beckford. It doesn’t have to make sense. Fuck it.”

Headcanon approved!

Checking the box that says “Cremate me as soon as I am pronounced dead.”

Right? It seems like pretty strange logic. We don’t want our own child, we want our daughter’s child?

Maybe he was thinking of the wrestler and what he is up to these days.

Mint Berry Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunch!

Sweet, I preordered my Pip Boy Edition for PS4 last night and was briefing considering changing it to Xbone. I’ll just wait until my 360 dies for the third time to get one now.

Thank you for begining this important fact-finding mission.

My wineskin! This was a gift from my dad! *sad brooding intensifies*

I just want to sky write (or use a plane towing a sign) the names of hot male celebs that can do sex stuff to me, just so that everyone knows.

1. Make repetitive microtransaction game.

My cat constantly waking me up at 6am scratching the side of the litterbox and then running across the bed like a mad man is making me crazy.

I always thought that was a troll account...

I've been listening to The Trilogy pretty much nonstop. But that got me out of my Lana Del Rey phase, do I guess I'm just stuck with sad music.