Oh my god, I’m going to have one of those at my wedding!

My hot dentist gave me an Ativan before my root canal and I thought I was going to shit my pants. No drugs for me.

Like hot (spicy) cheese, or hot (melted gooey goodness) cheese? Cause I’d do the latter for three days if my heart wouldn’t give out....

Glad this is being addressed here in Oregon, where it is nice enough to wear a skirt 1 month a year. I kid, I kid, but it's too damn windy here.

There's one really big island and a handful of smaller ones. Should be fun to boat around them.

Crepe pan maybe?

I have appetite problems and it is great to look on there to get hungry. Then I just make instant ramen noodles or something :(

Those are the fluffiest pancakes I have ever seen. I’ll fucking stab Ashton to eat those. I don’t care.

Congratulations on not being a turd monster. Here is your medal and one free pass to make a leering advance at a stranger!

Yeah, it just looks the girls held up a white board and then text was superimposed on it (and not very well.) Still makes me want to vomit with rage nonetheless.

Her portraits in the Indian brothels are heart wrenching but beautiful.

I was lucky enough to attend a lecture of hers regarding Falkland Road while I was wasting money at art college. She was very articulate and had great anecdotes about her subjects.

I said “shit” aloud when I got to Skellige and saw how big the map was. Then I sailed a boat over to the island where the master armorer tools were, but had to swim halfway because my boat got sunk by harpies.... games are fun.

Look, if your cellphone camera is broken, at least text over a hand illustrated self portrait, something, jesus!

Oh that’s even more terrible. The O is right above the K on a qwerty keyboard, come on!

I am also 31 (turning 32 this year, oh shit panic mode) and I don’t get it. My older boss EMAILS me just thx sometimes. Like, just don’t even send the email, man.

Great minds think alike!

My suggestion for every one would just be the “K” text. Because writing “Ok or “okay” is WAY too much effort.

The camera slowly panning down her body made me feel so gross inside.

That scene with the Sand Snakes was a dictionary example of male gaze.