This game makes me appreciate Dragon Age Inquisition’s “reasonable breast size” female models.

I go crazy whenever they have them on sale. I had tacos last night with their Meatless Crumbles.

Oh, how could I forget... if you are fortunate enough to have Tillamook ice cream in your region, that have flavor called Fireside S’more that is orgasmic.

It sounds like the worst fake name ever.

Well, Superman’s dad. Superman is Kal-El. I did the biggest eye roll at Heartbeat International.

18. The only veggie dogs that don’t taste like smoked assholes are the Morningstar brand. They were discontinued for a while but thankfully came back, but sometimes they disappear over the winter months. Wrapped some pretzel dough around those bad boys and you’ve got a tasty lunch.

Must’ve been at the bachelorette parties!

The Pop Tarts are good (and currently in my office snack shelf), but I made the mistake of trying Keebler’s S’more cookies and they taste like what I imagine fire-roasted ballsacks taste like. Naturally I left them in the lunchroom at my office for my other co-workers to ruin.

Did you reply with the X-crossed arms lady emoji?

If this comment ever gets out of the grays, don’t read the other grays. You’re gonna have a bad time if you do. Dismiss at will Jezzies.

I am all for letting your kink flag fly, but making people unwilling voyeurs to them seems super rude to me.

Yeah, I love my kinks, but forcing people to be unwilling voyeurs to them, doesn’t seem very cool to me.

I caught several bouquets in my youth and have never even been proposed to. It is a horseshit thing that should die in a fire!

I believe it was one of the Uncharted games where you have to drive a jet ski up a river and there's like, explosive barrels or something floating down. The controls were shit and my controller got spiked into the ground. I haven't ever liked an uncharted game even though I finished all three.

No, this is terrible. They are scraping the bottom on the barrel. I am sending in a photo of my kitten, Kal-El, who looks like Henry Cavill, right fucking now!

Keep up the good work, Steve.

“I wanted a really non-tradition wedding. So, I thought destination wedding to Winterfell! My father’s ward will give me away. They’ll be a flayed man... it’s going to be very Burning Man-esque, but with snow.”

The latest episode made me want a winter wedding. The snow looks so pretty and I’d finally have an excuse to wear a kick ass cloak. I’ll take a pass on marrying into a family of psychopaths though.

I have the uber detailed TES online map pulled up on my iPad all the time. I’m slowly replaying the game right now, but I keep giving up because I keep getting lost while overencumbered. I gotta sell all this shit, I can’t drop it!!

Ugh the underground tunnel system. It was both very cool when you ran into something different, but backtracking because you hit a dead end sucked so bad.