I just need a little peek out of bottom of one of those long, puffy sleeve shirts he wears. Just show some butt and then he happens to turn around... dong.

Grilled cheese flight...tell me more...

The One True Kink?

I can’t do heels anymore, mostly just because my knees are already fucking shot in my early 30’s. Early 20’s I could spend all day in heels, even on ice.

I’m slightly weirded out I was a little turned by Jon Snow beheading Janos Slynt. Maybe I’m just glad he’s out of that “mopey sheepdog with hair blowing in his eyes” phase.

Does he have a no-dong clause in his contract. I NEED to know if I need to abandon all hope or not.

Back when I was a wee barely legal Irae, I was obsessed with Incubus and in love with Brandon Boyd. I would spend hours not doing college homework, chatting on the Incubus message boards, hoping one day to meet Mr. Boyd and be whisked off to some so cal mansion on the beach and do lots of sex.

Great, now I want to adopt a pet chicken, model a helmet, and get a chicken harness so Dovacluck can walk around with me all day. Thanks modders!

I wannnnnnnnt the kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaasssseeee.

Charles Dance will always be Numpsy to me.

It’s actually 3.2%, so most big brands have to send in special lower point stuff.

3.2% It was fun watching my family get fucked up on two beers whenever we went out of state.

*silently closes Firefox tab*
*dives head first into the Willamette from the top of the Fremont Bridge*

10/10 would bang Pedro inside that burning house.

Forget the white chef’s coat noise! I demand even the hot male chefs work shirtless. Grease burns are SOOOOOOOOOOOO sexy.

Ooo I will have to try it!

*pants explode into flames*

Firelight fingering scene? Tell me more, I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter (since I don’t have cable).

I really want to go aboard to sketch and photograph and going by myself would really put me out of my comfort zone, but I think that is probably something I need to do. I just need to win the lotto now!

Damn, I am a sucker for a cute Irish guy, but I am also very shy.