Has everyone seen Martin Lawrence's stand-up special You So Crazy?

Hand or Knife....I'm pretty sure those are two very different things that can cause very different amounts of damage to a person's body, but I'm not medical examiner?????

Chris Evans... I can be ready and waiting in a bathtub full of Doritos at any time...Just FYI

If I had the money (oh and someone to marry), I would do it.

There was also a Match "stir" event that was an archery class, but I didn't want to get hella competitive and scare off any hot guys.

As someone who grew up reading fantasy novels, this brings me joy. I always wanted to be kickass at archery, but the one day we did it in gym class I sucked worse than the worse suck could ever suck.

I only had three for a while, but met the fluffy one at a cat cafe and had to adopt her.

This is my life goal.

Anyone want to donate to my gaming PC Kickstarter? I'll live stream naked (with the camera off).

I'm starting to think Match has just given up on me. My "daily matches" are all guys with some identifiable faith (I am not religious) and wants kids someday (I absolutely do not). And then there are the guys that just wink and like photos. That's creepy on Facebook and it's creepy on Match.

I already have four..... so I'm on my way!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I had no idea that was him. I was like, wasn't she married to some tool with a gross goatee and permanent cowboy hat?

Yeah, definitively looks too straight, very unnatural posture with her arching her back.

I'm pretty sure his picture is in the dictionary under "Goober". He just looks like a goober to me.

Ugh the smell from high school science class...it stayed in my nostrils for days. I want to vom just thinking about it.

I just kinda wish Kris had named Rob, Krob, and insisted the K was silent. Just for the LOLS.

Already had one in my greyed comment. DISMISS!!!!!!

Q: HOW TO HIT ON WOMEN AT THE GYM?

A friend posted a few panels on his FB page and the writing was really shitty. It felt very feminist-pandering and not feminist-empowering.

Dude, fuck you.