I think it's a fair trade-off with onions: tears and then delicious rings of breath-killing flavor.

Yep, I had an Irish librarian at my local branch and just giggled with delight as he chatted with me while getting my books on hold.

My pap was a lot less uncomfortable with my new gyno, so I'm hoping that bodes well for this as well.

Just found out today I need to have a coloposcopy, which I get to have tomorrow. GET THAT FUCKING VACCINE GALS. AVOID CERVICAL BIOPSIES!

My sister also put our family's truck out of gear and rolled it down the driveway into the middle of the street right as a car was coming. I was in the car that time!

I need a red pantsuit in my life...and it would totally be work appropriate since I work for a pro sports team with red as a prominent color.

My mom and her sisters drove my grandmother's car into a supermarket while my gram was in the store. Not sure what type of car it was.

Oregon: Search for hot, horny owls in your neighborhood.

I really hope this wins.

I'm terrified of accidentally sending my erotic fan fiction to someone else besides myself.

I just want to rent out an entire theater (preferably one that serves food and booze) in Portland and just boo and yell at the entire movie. Who's with me?

Is is and it has baffled most sane people by its popularity.

See Dan Savage. Coiner of several butt related sex terms. His review. http://t.co/SB1XSV9eta

You're living the life I want to live. Congrats madame!

P.S. "It is based in Portland, Oregon." WELL OF COURSE IT FUCKING IS.

Miscellany: Chris Evans, 2-dimensional heartthrob, "thinks being in a relationship will make him a more appealing leading man.

While American women and Irish men often click instantly, "like a cow in a cock of hay,"

Pro tip: don't take advice from anyone named Rand...except Rand McNally, because...maps.

Considering my sexual history, it's like a soccer player hitting a grand slam in baseball!

Singing Lana Del Rey songs to the pizza I am having for lunch. I don't care.