I'd do this for the LOL's, but $25 a month is too rich for my blood.

Trust me, they are probably not going to show his penis in this one.

Ugh, I wish I wasn't a poor asshole. Everything that sounded like it would be useful to me was way out of my pinny pinching budget....though I might have to pull the trigger on some of that Makeup Forever concealer. God bless adult acne.

Ugh, I need that cupcake in me right NOW!

So glad that every year older and every cat I adopt dramatically lessens my chances of having to experience this bullshit. #TeamSingleLady

HA I just had mine today (it had been more than 7 years). Fingers crossed that 3-way with two dudes I had 4 years ago doesn't come back to haunt me!

This is a little school marmy, but I think it is hella cute.

You can't see my bad perm, but I had bangs too....and a choker necklace...and cartoon characters on my high waisted jeans.

Animals in distress just crap right on my heart.

I despise Sarah Palin as much as the rest, but I fucking want that plush elephant dressed as Palin

To be fair the cat does give him a little massage first

Mine is a toss up between:

I'm gonna climb out of my witch cave just to say " I feel nothing" looking at this baby

strips down to boxer briefs as the camera pans slowly across his muscular body

Team Vampire Leopard Kitten for life.

GPOY... expect my cat is a gray tabby

GPOY... expect my cat is a gray tabby

This looks mad warm and cozy and I want one.

Dude, just entitle your next "artwork" ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... ya boring!

This is my biggest fear having IBS. I bless your bravery in leaving a tip. I would have snuck out the window/HVAC.

I think someone from Jezebel has to "follow" you, but I could be wrong. I still don't know how to ungray comments from my replies.