Let's do it! The more hands on this thing the better! (that's also a line from the book)

I can't wait for Fox News to discuss the book I am writing "How to Get Some Hot Dong, Kinda On the Casual, Because You Don't Wanna Be in A Committed Relationship, But Are SOOOO Over One Night Stands"

Agreed... also "allowed" spelled "aloud"... that one is a mind boggler.

Now I'm just imagining someone high on coke yelling "let's make some fucking sandwiches!"

That happened when I was little. All of sudden there was a whole group of them in my neighborhood. I was young enough that I thought something magical was happening.

Did the same thing. Looking online for glasses now.

They certainly look similar.... judging from the codex from the astrariums, most of the mythos of Thedas has been rehashed from one culture to another.

This whole thread should turn into a monthly featurette about terrible calls from wrong numbers.

I feel really bad for that poor, scared pot belly pig being dumped at the mall, what a terrible place to end up, even if you are just a person. White Tiger is either in need of some mental health or just an asshole playing the slow con of free food via dine and ditch/assault. I also really want some mozzarella/swiss…

Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.

The one with the intro from the My Immortal fanfic is great.

I don't know who did the original tweet since a lot of people stole iterations of it, but this one was my favorite.

I only saw the last few parts, the waitress who got her "boobies" as she kept calling them who pulled out her phone in the middle of a conversation with a customer and then walked outside and the manager who had to stalk people's FB pages for new waitresses because turnover was too high. That's a classy company right…

But even Weebles only wobble and don't fall down, so those ballsy Weebles can keep their legs closed too!!

I've worked at a few TV stations in the past, so it's extra special to see TV fuck ups. (expect for the people physically assaulting the reporters, those people are human garbage dicks.)

Can we just get all parties involved in this blasted into space on a rocket? Earth could use a lot less dickbag, hypocritical, racist asshats.

I can attest that as someone working for a hockey team, I hear "Timber" every. single. night.

Looks like a pretty great tactic to me, spinning around, memorizing the party... well played dragon.

I read that headline as " Jamie Dornan Sex Dungeon" and I about had a heart attack from horniness....going to watch The Fall now.

My body isn't ready!!!!!!!!!!