I really need to get these...just to have the bag after.

German rainstorm sex does sound very lovely and romancy..... but now I kinda want Doritos...Cool Ranch though...

I was 20 and just wanted to get it over with, so it was random player from the sports team I worked with that I happened to see out at a bar. We had sex once more after and then he got released from the team. I was on LinkedIn the other day and his name and profile came up as a "People You May Know" even though we…

Oh to be 21 again.... *goes home and cries into a box of Cheeze-Its*

I never thought I could read something from someone named Riff Raff and nod my head, but just this once I feel ya, bro.

We're doing a midweek, midday party at a racetrack. It is going to be chaos.

I'm horny and lonely enough to consider trying online dating again, but I'm also a cheapskate. Are the paid sites any better than the gross free ones?

Every article I read about some young (and probably obnoxious) YouTuber, I add another cat to my old lady rocking chair and just shake my head at kids these days...I'm 31...

I go with the classy erotica usage "sex."

That was a great thing about the Black Emporium in DA2, hopefully they implement something like that.... although I'd prefer them fix the dialogue freezing first.

Getting flooded with memories of late junior high/early high school.

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS PEOPLE!!!!

Do ghosts even lift?

I find it hard to find a single YouTube tutorial or video that isn't some shit lord doing a stupid voice and/or generally being very annoying, so "dumbass youtuber" seems kinda redundant to me. ;) Kids these days....

Being named Jaxon would be enough for me to viciously bite them, but that's just me.... But seriously, people that can't be bothered to socialize their own dogs deserve the double-nut-and-penis punch.

I haven't had that particular bug, but some serious dialogue freezing during the Grey Warden missions. I have to skip most of the conversations just so my game doesn't freeze. Kinda a bummer, I've still spent 100+ hours since it came out (during my busiest work season) playing it.

As more and more of the movie Idiocracy becomes true, I leave this... Long live President Camacho!

Thanks dudes for ruining any kind of dough for me now. Just jerk off with your hand FFS! And then wash your fucking hands!

"It's an homage to Family Guy"

smh, gotta feel bad for Mike Brown* despite it all, all this is on Darren Wilson*, all this is on just twelve* bullets* in the wrong guy at the wrong time.