Need to know who the guy in the first pic is.... for fap reasons......

Henry Cavill: Marry me.
Natalie Dormer: Be my best friend, we can talk about dicks.
Lisa Bonet: Let me borrow your husband for a day for a very specific sexual fantasy.

I mean, at least he's got a clean bathtub... if you are SUPER into baths.

Run away. Run farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr away.

I went out with a guy once and when I sent him a happy birthday text a few days later he asked if I had any friends that wanted to do a threesome...That shut it down pretty quickly. I love sex and I'm not opposed to 3ways (been there, done that) but there is a time and a place for such a discussion.

Walked into a cave with a rift and level 12 rage demon in it with my two fire-equipped mages and went NOPE NOPE NOPE.

So I can start wearing capes in public to feel like a dignified queen and I'll be fashionable now? Finally this nerd's time to shine!

Arm slits? Cheese-grabbing windows?

I want my engagement photo to look just like this. Him, scowling at the camera. Me, dead inside, vacant eyes. TRUE LOVE!!!

I was just about to post the same thing.

Pretty much anything by Damien Rice. *listens to new album and cries*

I'm always making a lasagna for one when I read stories about animals. Such a weird coincidence....

Don't forget all the dead children.

Fassy at 23? I'm outta here!

All I want out of life is to see a hot live-action Gambit, and the world refuses to give it to me. *cries into gallon of cookie dough ice cream*

The last picture was such a boner killer. Sexy, beardy pics and then BAM, goofy Disneyland in a polo pic.

It says she won by a landslide too....Adding West Virginia to my "Never Visit For ANY Reason Whatsoever" list.

I used to love Midweek Madness, but it is getting harder and harder to read each week. :(

I'm quitting my job in Oregon to open a pot and puppy store!

As someone who lives beneath a ukelele musician in NE Portland, I wish this show were funnier. Or at all funny. Every episode I've seen has been pretty lame.