Dicks or no dicks in this? Not that I love staring at dicks, but I just feel there needs to be equal dick to titty/vag exposure in film, damn it!

Read the headline. Just nodded my head. I really wish I could be shocked by this, but it has become the norm, and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

*crying in my cubicle, because someone that probably makes more than twice I do, got paid to come up with that dreck *

Had no idea about the Fire TV stick, now I can watching movies in bed without having to move my PS3 over!

I have IBS-D, so any guy that dates me either has to deal with my poops quickly or they are outta there. I've just come to accept that.

Every morning when I am getting ready for work, my 7 month old kitten goes in, poops, and then scratches outside of the litter box for about 5 minutes straight. That's not how you do it, you dummy!

*sigh* I'm already on my seventh play through of Dragon Age, I might have to start my fourth of Fallout 3 soon. I'm never going to get caught up on my gaming list. *sigh*

Hot merman. Like, as cut as King Triton from The Little Mermaid, but not old.

I'll have you know I am now dating a very respectful feminist vampire!

Ohhhhh the comments at the bottom of the Cosmo article. I'm moving to Themyscira.

The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed

The ALL IMPORTANT "Taylor Swift Connection"

I support everyone in PDX going into quarantine. I'll just be at home with my video games and cats!

Seeing all these gifs, I feel like I've missed out watching Drag Race. Are any of the seasons streaming anywhere?

Cue more OUTBREAK panic. I don't want Kevin Spacey to die!

THIS MAKES NO SENSE! Your feet are cold, but you don't want the support of normal, warm shoes?

I just want to have a job where I illustrate things like this.

Mmm nothing says breathable like pleather! I for one love a sweaty scalp!

Ugh, these comments are so full of trolls, we could build our own MMORPG if we threw some orcs and elves in. The dismiss button is your friend, people! Feeding them with a response only makes them feel justified.

This is disturbingly similar to what happen to my mother, myself and my older sister. My mother woke up with a man standing in her bedroom doorway, he ran out the back door when he saw she'd woken up. My sister and I had fallen asleep in the living room watching Friday the 13th (because of course this happened on a…