I had my septum straightened after breaking my nose, I wished I had tipped my ENT doctor to shave a little bit off while he was in there.

Damn, I need to get a nose job... and never wear a middle part in my hair. If only big nose tips were a sexy thing. :(

Terribly inaccurate. That soft poop would shoot right out of you. Hard shits are usually dense and/or tiny little nuggets of pain (stupid blood thinners ruined my early 20's)

HOBBIT FOAM PARTY!!!

These make me want to puke all over. So busy. Such terrible looking fabric. And why do they wear those giant, hideous shoes?! "Look at my skinny legs and enormous rhino feet!"

Ah, that was it! With all the comics drama brewing everywhere, it is hard to keep it all straight.

Why is see wearing a circlet and not a tiara?! Head accessories matter people!

I believe there's been people arguing about whether or not Wonder Woman is a feminist. I hope she's making fun of that. I hope.

Bravo Satanists! I'll consume a satanic vegan doughnut in your honor.

In desperate need of a manservant to vacuum up cat hair on a daily basis.

I'm going to my first con in costume in a month and a half. They have a clear harassment policy, so I'm hoping to have a pleasant experience. Really hoping I don't have to pull out my road/video game rage face... it is not pleasant.

I hope the 41K+ comments on Kylie Jenner's picture were all "don't take fucking pictures of people in the bathroom"

The 7th Heaven alum, 32, will be playing Kat, "the hottest scientist in the world who ends up competing with Jess over a cute guy."

Meh, give me "9 1/2 Weeks" any day of the week over this schlock. Mickey Rourke looks like a tornado ran over his face now, but he was fine as hell back in the eighties.

Unpopular opinion, but I say good riddance you devil weed!

#TeamBeard all the way. I don't know if I've ever seen a beard transform someone from good looking guy to sex god panty melting hot.

Not on there, and I have a kitten with his own Instagram account!

I'm in the 3-4 year range now, but to be fair, my last sexcapade was an off the cuff threesome. If I don't think about sex or watching sexy stuff I am usually okay. Usually...

It's getting close to four for me. I love sex a lot and am multi-orgasmic to boot, but hooking up with some random is just not my bag

GRADE: F- (if Circe turned everyone you dislike from your high school graduating class into pigs and they showed up at your wedding, where they repeatedly requested that the DJ put on Train)