Depends. Did she wake up in the middle of the night to make pasta or was it leftovers? Boiling water takes some commitment.

I don't understand how young people can have so much dedication to total strangers, that they will harass and threaten other strangers online on their behalf?

Is is supposed to be the new baby or babe or boo? I don't understand it at all and I hate it with the fire of a million suns.

Yeah, that word is forever ruined now.

Chinese Meat Scandal would be a cool name for a band. DIBS!

I just bought some Werther's Originals and adopted three more cats to add to my brood.

I was assuming it was about horny dyslexics, but it could also be real housewives of new york.

I guess this is my first "get off my lawn" moment. :(

I stand by his parking space at the corporate office where he works. I do it while wearing a leather jacket, smoking a cigarette and cracking my knuckles. I even have a hair comb that looks like a switch blade and sometimes I whisper "job-haver" under my breath as he walks by. Once he heard me and said, "Excuse me?…

When is 'teenager' going to become its own official language? I have no idea what any of this is and I am only 30.

I use "like" way too much. " I'm like, damn our new general manager looks like a penis" or "Look, I'm like totally looking at food on the internet that looks way better than my lunch in the fridge."

Bless this post.

I may actually take the effort to film myself getting up from my desk, throwing up my hands and walking out, so that I can turn if into an animated GIF to express my feelings over this. I really need to stop reading Jezebel without a pile of kittens next to me.

I've been waiting years for this game, but if a few weeks can make it better, I am all for it.

I keep going back and forth on the idea of looking for one because I'm having a hard time finding my own place. I'm probably a hard 'no' now. Good luck!

Consequently after reading this story I grew great wings, like a pterodactyl, and flew away from the internet for the rest of the day screeching "NOPE NOPE NOPE."

I'll never forgive Mass Effect 3 for their femShep sisterwife buns. Why is it so puffy?!

I stopped dating a while ago. I'm just going to be alone with my cats I've decided. Might spring for one of those expensive sex dolls, I'm pretty sure they have dude versions. :(

These are possibly the best thing I have ever seen. Really makes me want to start my own terrible stock photo business.