I had gallbladder surgery, which resulted in a stomach full of exorcist-green vomit. I was puking constantly. I finally had to get up to poop and thought I would be okay. Mid-poop I instantly feel sick and know there is nothing I can do. And of course the nurse comes in to check on my as I am puking all over the…

I'll keep that handy, thank you!

Where the F is the block/report function on Kinja? This is ridiculous and disgusting.

That puppet is the cutest thing I have seen all day.

I wanna say bogus just because if you can't spell 'come' right how you gonna spell 'light' right? That seems like a much more difficult spelling.

Google "NHL players in suits" Oh yes. I always tell people I'm a woman first and a sports fan second. I can't help it.

Working for sports teams has given me enough "cred" that few people have ever questioned my sports knowledge, but when they have I've schooled their asses and the look on their faces has been priceless.

Lundqvist doesn't do it for me, but pretty much every hockey team has a super hottie on it ( my nearly 10 years exp. working for hockey teams that has confirmed this).... and then there are the butts......butts.....butts.....

This thread is as I expected, full of trolls. Please do your part Jezzies and don't feed them. They will come up with whatever bullshit arguments (and they are always the same few bullshit arguments) they can justify in their lizard brains.

I'd gladly go hang out in Africa with a giant knife and cut off the "horns" of these fucking poachers when I saw them.

They didn't get the memo that print media is dying, maybe?

Hmmm all those crime shows about husbands murdering their wives must be made up then? Damn you reality TV!

You can sometimes have your loans forgiven working in public service jobs, but that's about it.

If a wildfire makes you evacuate your wedding, you damned better get some payback by taking pictures in front of it!

I just wish I could get a better interest rate :(

I sometimes read through the digital editions of Cosmo and Glamour on my iPad because they are free from my library and I just sit and laugh at how terrible they are and then I eat a doughnut off my BF's dong.

Pretty much every comment they make is assholey. I wish Kinja had a better block user system.

I'd definitely start looking for something else but wouldn't recommend quitting on the spot. I was getting passed over for positions I was qualified for at a previous job and put in my two weeks and had a hard time finding steady work for a while. People see "unemployed" and think the worst, even if it is for a short…

Nugs in the wild? Yes!

Joke. Learn to read one.