I wish that wasn't the only Body Count song people would ask him about these days. Is "Evil Dick" not just as culturally relevant 25 years later?

One of my favorite things about Kingdom of the Spiders is how gratuitous all of Shatner's horseback riding scenes are, almost as if they were included at the insistence of a star who really wanted to ride horses on camera.

I will admit that the one thing I remember liking about that movie was Rob Schneider doing a snotty impression of Dredd: "Mr. 'I am the laaaw!'"

Matt Besser asked Atamanuik on a pre-election episode of improv4humans whether he secretly wanted Trump to get elected just for his own job security, and he said he there was part of him that kind of did. I think that position changed as the possibility became increasingly real. On election night he tweeted something…

Dead Man on Campus predates American Pie and is rated R. I can't confirm whether it has nudity because I'm already appalled that I know this much about it.

Just because I don't get to bring it up often enough and nobody much talks about it, MPG was very good in his run on NYPD Blue. The storyline with Joe Spano as his dad was particularly strong.

Dude's totally gonna fuck those rocks.

It's pretty well documented that Jesus used a couple of boards.

"There are simply no holes in my education!"

Yes, but ironically enough, only I could see him.

For Halloween a couple of years ago my whole family was Totoros. I was the big grey one, my wife and kid were both blues (The boy didn't want to be the white one because the character design isn't detailed enough). My wife sewed ears, eyes and chest markings onto hoodies and then made a little stuffed white Totoro for…

On the plus side, Demetri Martin still voices one of the best characters on television. Ice Bear was born ready.

Lou Reed did write "They ordained the Trumps and then he got the mumps and died being treated at Mt. Sinai." In the same song Rudy Giuliani gets run over by an inside trader who then eats his own tire. New York in the late '80s musta been something.

Trump had a cameo in Woody Allen's 'Celebrity' the same year that Marla Maples had a small role in Todd Solondz's 'Happiness.' I feel like that means something.

In happier NBA homeowner memories, remember when Carlos Boozer sued Prince for painting his house purple?

We posted about the Zippy-Jeffy partnership at the exact same time. This means something.

For as much flak as The Family Circus takes, it always pleases me when I hear about hipper comics folks being big fans. Bill Griffith did a lovely run a while back with Zippy the Pinhead getting metaphysical with Jeffy, and later wrote a very nice elegy for Bil Keane in The Comics Journal: http://www.tcj.com/bil-kean…

Ah, that explains why Lebanese ratings for Minnesota Timberwolves games dropped noticeably when we signed Omri Casspi at the end of last season.

I'm a dude.
He's a dude.
She's a dude.
We're all dudes.
Hey.

"Urine goes all over the place. You know, there's no controlling it."
"Not my urine!"