I saw Alabama's Ghost, a fucking phenomenal head-trip of a '70s horror comedy. A custodian drives a forklift through a wall and finds a magic box that leads him to become the top magician on the international hippie music festival circuit. Of course, the price of fame involves getting haunted by a dead magician,…

I was happy that they remembered to include a The Cat in the Hat Comes Back parody - the sequel doesn't get nearly enough love - and an extended riff on One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.

Lenny and Carl as the pinheads had me giggling for a long while. And I'm very happy that Torso Barney got to do the crawling with a knife in his teeth bit.

Tevin Campbell kinda peaked early with that one.

That's my top pick, primarily for Lee Ving.

Probably the big all-star concert from Get Crazy. Killer stuff all across the board, but watching Lee Ving's Piggie destroy "Hoochie Coochie Man" would be worth the price of admission by itself. I just hope I'd hang around long enough to see Lou Reed's Auden finally show up.

You'll only be able to drive North.

Is the word "blackjack"? http://www.youtube.com/watc…

This puts me in mind of my favorite credits gag from Hot Shots: Part Deux, which claims to feature a Michael Bolton song called ""I Got A Lot Of Hair For A Bald Guy And If I Wear It Like This You Won't Notice."

I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny!

Cisco Pike is not a great movie - Kristofferson just didn't have the screen presence at that point in his career to carry a whole film and the character isn't nearly as interesting as the movie wants him to be - but my god does it spring to life when Harry Dean Stanton turns up late in the narrative. It's one of the…

I've seen a lot of actors play stoned to varying degrees of success, but I don't know if I've ever seen someone capture the silent catatonia of the truly baked as accurately as Kaitlin Olson did right there. Easily my biggest laugh of the season to date.

But what? Everyone I know has a big "but." C'mon Simone, let's talk about your big "but."

Raymond Burr is right up there among the least charismatic leading men of all time. I watch a ton of terrible old movies and will gladly power my way through the dullest George Zucco or John Carradine vehicle, but Burr is one of the few marquee names that can scare me off.

Matt Locke

"I can't believe I'm having a drink with the titular gorilla from Bride of the Gorilla!"

If that's your philosophy every pilot season, you must get your heart broken a lot.

I love you for this, and RIP Ironhead.

Hey sweet, a couple of my old college friends are involved with Rookie. They do good things for girls all the time. This is another one.

Henry the Fifth would've broken both of my arms.