How much does the diplomatic and foreign services industry kick back to people who sign big contracts?

I had the same experience, except it was a full-size piece of corrugated metal roofing lifting off a trailer as if in slow motion. It went over my car, just leaving a small scratch and not hitting anyone else. I introduced myself to the other driver and explained the situation in vivid terms.

No, no, no - this is America, engineers and scientists don’t get credit, only politicians, celebrities and supernatural entities.

Well, unless he planned to set his coffee down before opening fire, he’d have to have pretty strong wrists to hit anything much one-handed.

Sorry, we’ve been defunded and disbanded because we’re bad for business, and nothing can be allowed to be bad for business.

Sounds like someone might be trying to provoke a sample lawsuit for their buddies on the Supreme Court.

I imagine them all morosely buried in their phones, texting with their social media coordinators and only interacting briefly and falsely when the photographer comes by.

Funny how the promise of making America unconquerable and being able to defeat its enemies at will can still get you a fat consulting contract even now.

Don’t forget the most important right - the right to scream ‘I know my rights’ as you’re dragged off the plane due to being ignorant of your rights.

Yes, but it’s Florida - they might have different standards, like ‘California sober’: “we looked around, and there weren’t *unusual* amounts of drugs or foul play”.

These people care nothing about democracy, and are essentially Fascists - and I say that not in the sense of throwing scare words around, but in their academic meanings as a student of politics.

Having learned to drive in the late 80's in the UK, I felt that the majority of cars were small and underpowered, and needed a manual to make any kind of progress. Automatics were for those Americans with their big V8s and endless highway cruising - manuals were for sub-1L Minis on twisty little country roads or…

Or for the same reasons that pirates torrent pre-release Hollywood movies - for kudos and to Stick It To The Man.

I guess there’s no question that he’d have been any *good* as a writer - in the same way that the only thing holding me back from becoming an astronaut and dating Charlize Theron is that I haven’t gotten around to it?

That’s not going to go down well in a number of schools, for example those with saints in their names.

I should buy a 3d printer and make a version of these which don’t have a pointer, but a clenched fist with extended middle finger, sell ‘em in popular pickup wheel nut sizes.

I hope that all these platforms will commit to voluntarily closing as soon as Trump’s version comes along to supersede them all. To remain open would be disloyal, and divert advertising dollars which are naturally and rightfully His.

The rear end makes me think Porsche 959.

Can we all just ‘accidentally’ refer to it as LGBTcoin until it goes away?

In all of my pop culture years, I never made the connection between Boba Fett and the Rocketeer - guess Johnston likes helmeted characters with rocket packs.