I’m amazed that it wasn’t issued to the police chief as an ‘undercover vehicle’, which happens to all sorts of seized high performance vehicles.

Nothing screams of the raw danger of rock’n’roll like announcing the same marketing lead time as an MCU movie. Perhaps he’ll update us on his schedule for having inspiring emotional experiences to write about.

There’s always a ‘them’ - half of politics is knowing how to blame things on ‘them’ so the listener can fill in the details to match their own prejudices.

I guess it would’ve blurred the narrative to call them *peak* power and *peak* torque.

I thought he was an heir to the Armand Hammer fortune, and didn’t have to worry too much about money?

Also, “we didn’t want to inquire into his criminal record.”

Obviously, he has it backwards- his rights end where other peoples’ begin, particularly where involuntary exposure to infectious diseases is involved.

It’s such a shame Mythbusters had to end.

You have it exactly backwards, buddy - *your* rights end where *others’* begin, particularly when it comes to being protected from unnecessary exposure to transmissible diseases.

Easy clicks for next year, Rob - schedule a monthly check-in on this ad.

To a non-American, this sound like a prosecutor who saw an opportunity to get big-number headlines on an emotionally-charged case with an easy-target immigrant in the dock.

I’m struggling to see how Yelena is so invested in the idea that Clint killed Natasha - there is exactly one living eyewitness to that scene, Clint (okay, and Red Skull, but I doubt he’s talking). How would either Eleanor or the Countess convince Yelena that they know that he was responsible? Clint could just as well…

In the unlikely event that I find myself in Beverly Hills, I wonder if you can get a ‘Maps to the Stars’ type guide to places I can safely go without running into Caitlyn Jenner or other prominent Republicans?

Feels like it should be Colson Baker III, MSc Sports Science, heir to a truck bed liner empire.

Hey, Repubs - should Hunter Biden and Chelsea Clinton be prevented from using their public platforms to act as surrogates for their parents’ political activities? Yes? Then so should Trump and Oz’ offspring.

Quick question, Fox types - is burning a Christmas tree worse than burning a Christian church attended by non-whites?

My first question was, do older drivers have different accidents than younger ones? Fewer single-vehicle accidents caused by trying to show your girlfriend you can drift, more cases of being t-boned while sailing past red lights or drifting into oncoming traffic due to inattention.

I very seldom hear complaints...

Leaked dealer service note:

I once followed a bus full of school children down an English country road, where huge clouds of sparks came from under the bus every time it hit a bump. I flashed, hooted, tried to overtake, etc. for easily fifteen minutes before the driver noticed. When they pulled over and explained about the clouds of sparks,…