Have we tried pinning it on Tesla yet?

I guess you call it ‘parabolic suspension’ when ‘leaf springs’ sound too… agricultural?

I’m not sure I’d want my car back if its trunk looked like Billy Idol.

The real nuisance is when Kinja plops an ad over the top of the image.

Shooting someone in the back as they run away would raise eyebrows as a form of ‘self defence’ in some civilised countries.

Wasn’t this platform designed closer to the 70’s than to the present day?

FXXK Ferrari, more like.

The *real* sin isn’t yelling racist slurs, which apparently we have to accept as inevitable. No, the real sin is *being recorded*.

It’s Texas, I’m waiting to hear that they haven’t charged the *cyclists* with something. Seriously, I can see the authorities announcing that they have ‘decided not to charge anyone on either side of the altercation’.

New plan - if you’re going to run over pedestrians anyway, make sure the brand logo is above their eyeline so they can’t identify your vehicle.

One day, I expect to re-watch my wedding video and find that they’ve digitally inserted Cobie Smulders into one scene and now *I’m* part of the MCU.

I guess the first guy to put sake in the mister bottle put paid to that idea.

I’m sure it’s meant to demonstrate obsessive attention to lowering the COG by all means possible.

Are we sure McRae drove it? Doesn’t seem to be dented enough.

Good thing he has evidence that his car was damaged and measured the speed bump to show that it was constructed out of spec! I’m sure he must’ve.

I feel like the engine is at the wrong end of the car for a true Abarth, but I’d accept the compromise of adding a second one in the rear and going 4fwd.

The truth is, politics is part of every area of life, always has been. There’s no area of your life that politicians think is off limits. If you haven’t had to deal with that, congratulations, you’ve had a nice life.

I hear his car has a tracking problem, it keeps drifting further and further right. I expect he’ll be refusing to accept the results of the races, too, and preemptively crown himself champion.

Lots

Wait, if you can’t see the exhaust tips, how will you know how much pipe the driver is packin’?