Or like it’s been savagely t-boned. Or like a toothless meth-head.

I bet they could crowd-source a full rescue package from Jalopniks just by selling it as putting a thumb in Elon’s eye.

Mike Myers is the Canadian Peter Sellers.

Yup, my first thought was it’s the owner’s personal vehicle, they’re putting it through the dealership as some sort of tax scam, and they told the intern who does Internetty-stuff to put every vehicle on CL regardless.

I predict that, in ten years or fewer, every small town in America will have two of every business, a conservative one and a liberal one. Each business will have a small but visible sign, even just a patch of red or blue in their logo, that tells people to drive on by depending on their political views.

I expected NASCAR to get there first, but yes, fighter-plane style fixed machine guns. With all of the engine and transmission between your bullets and their seat, the other driver will probably be okay, and it’s up to you to steer round the crash you just caused.

How about, if a person chooses not to use the belt, they shouldn’t be given any emergency assistance at the scene of the crash? Why should first responders help them if they won’t help themselves?

Or, it’s a default assumption that all new South Carolina laws are in some way racist?

Folks who rant on about ‘chemicals’ in this manner should be encouraged to cut dihydrogen monoxide out of their diet. 

The *one* time you see someone riding a Harley with a proper full-face helmet... they’re stealing it.

Sad, but the capitalist understanding of the problem is clear: it’s entertainment, so the athletes and their performance is the raw material, the product is the attention of the audience and the consumer is the advertisers. The organizers have a contract to deliver audience attention to the advertisers, and athletes…

It’s a basic litmus test for MAGA types to explain how it’s okay for a baker to refuse the business of homosexual couple but not okay for a cinema chain to refuse the business of the unvaccinated.

I’d be just as interested in hearing about someone getting a period BTCC racing engine working again.

I’m expecting this commission to face a completely uniform level of non-cooperation from Republican witnesses. Will it have the legal tools to force compliance?

Given its name, did they give the prizes to the second place finisher?

Pretty sure that anyone who learned English as a second language has some experience of dealing with trauma.

As a resident of Canada, I always felt that having an entirely separate and parallel Catholic school system is an attempt to insulate children from non-Catholic thought during their formative years,

Why the article? Perhaps no one crashed a Tesla yesterday, and Elon hasn’t made any public statements they can get a negative spin on recently, and Jalopnik has a quota to meet.

Does the cult even have enough sinister creeps to silently tape tape the judge, all of the lawyers, jurors and witnesses at once, or will they have to be harassed in shifts?

I hope there’ll be an exemption for early morning, high speed runs with an attached movie camera in order to keep a rendezvous with a hot babe on the steps of Montmartre.