America acknowledging the authority of the ICC over Israel would be a step on the slippery slope to America acknowledging the authority of the ICC over America, and that doesn’t seem likely.

Maybe it was a meta-assignment. “Last week, we learned that Fascism requires you to accept your opinions from a source of authority, and work to internalize and expand on them without question. None of you noticed that that’s what I just asked you to so, so you all fail.”

Well, they aren’t going to give them to New York or California, are they? What’s the old Arabic saying, “Me against my brother, my brother and I against our cousin, my brother, my cousin and I against the world”?

I hope she comes out and states that she will check with Trump before every decision.

If she had a skateboard under one arm and a painting under ‘another’ arm... how many arms does she have? 

Weak - I arbitrarily decided that it should’ve had 5001 hp, regardless of weight, gearing and aerodynamics, so I’m afraid I’m going to spam the internet with my meaningless opinion that it’s a ‘slow-ass POS’.

The obvious answer is to decriminalize murder of people who throw cigarette butts, lit or unlit, out of their car window, no questions asked. Anytime, anyplace, see them do it, one shot to the head, boom, leave the car running and tell their relatives to come and clean up the mess themselves. Treat their bodies like…

All social norms are bypassed when doing something ‘real quick’.

The only thing I found surprising here was that I expected Trump to want to surround himself with shorter, unattractive men in order to make himself feel better.

No, no, you’re not allowed to mention that other cars have mechanisms that can be abused. It’s Tesla’s turn in the barrel on Jalopnik for the next few years, mentioning anything else is ‘whataboutism’.

It needs 300bhp if your buddy’s SUV has 295.

I guess my humble point is, the manufacturer includes the cost of the steel and plastic in the price, why not the cost of transportation? 🤔

It works just fine for its intended purpose, serving and protecting about a third of the population, it just sucks for the other two thirds.

Still, there must be some way not to pay it, otherwise it’d just be part of the price, right?

Sure - never step out of line, never be controversial, never have a minority opinion, never belong to an ethnic minority, never come to the attention of the authorities, keep your head down, be a good compliant citizen and never be mistaken for someone else.

Also, a rubber hand on an extending arm that pops out, slaps the load, and a tinny voice says ‘Yup, no way a POS Dodge could haul that’ and belches.

Is there room on the trunk lid for an edition with an even longer and more testosterone-swamped name, like the Pro Black Xtreme SpecOps Limited?

I believe the 6r4 version went pretty well.

Thank goodness they didn’t record the cops’ reactions to the verdict.

Depends whether they get enough bad Tesla stories to fit the narrative.