I absolutely want Trump to spend the next four years campaigning. Every day, disparaging every possible Republican contender, armchair coaching their every decision from outside the party and sucking in and wasting donors’ money. It’s not like he’s going to pause his attacks on decency and common sense, but let him…

Only if he’s boasting to someone that he’s eating Kobe beef well-done with ketchup.

Trump doesn’t strike me as someone to concern himself with better avionics to make the crew’s life easier. Maybe if he thought he could boast about having the newest, most expensive, so powerful it microwaves birds in flight radar.

None of which Trump has any intention of paying for himself...

They won’t have a chance to - Trump’s probably bullying a hapless removal man to put the Resolute Desk into the truck right now, while Donnie Jr sits on Eric’s shoulders to try and unscrew the lightbulbs.

I wonder if Gilbert Gottfried is busy? Double points if he manages the Fresh Prince segue.

You just know Trump is spending hours on the phone to Barr, asking, “Well, what if you just arrest him before the inauguration?”

You only have to glance through the Wikipedia page for the production car speed record to recognize a red flag. Each new record is by a smaller margin over the previous record, and usually after a longer period of development, and yet SSC is claiming a relatively huge increment - nearly 50 mph - in a fairly short…

I still think that Trump’s auditory processing disorder makes him hear their shouts of ‘Loser’ as ‘(We love) You, Sir!’

The Senate Republicans are going to have to be in 100% lockstep to be properly obstructionist, and I’m hoping for a wave of recrimination and back-biting to fracture the party. Trump’s going to be out there lobbing bombs at everyone he thinks let him down, while the adults try to rescue the remains of the party.

If he gets Arizona, Marine Todd will punch Biden in the face and the Supreme Court will immediately declare America an Empire with Trump as the Eternal Leader. Or so Steve Bannon says.

Seems like ‘Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me’ summarizes Corona 2020 pretty well.

My fervent hope for the Biden administration is the opposite - that Biden never once refers to Trump by name, and never responds to any of the blizzard of sour tweets he doubtless buries America in.

Are we just not talking about that plumbing nightmare under the hood?

Reminds me of the origin of the word ‘cakewalk’ on the slave plantations.

No way he’s going to pay a cent of his own money - it’ll either be the RNC or DOJ on the hook.

As a side note about the scale of the claimed achievement: according to Wikipedia (I know, I know), the current holder is Koenigsesgg at 277, and it took them seven years to add ten mph to Bugatti’s previous record. SSC are claiming to beat Koenigsegg by over 50mph in three years. Never in the history of engineering…

He’s planning a quiet night in with about a thousand feet of top-quality planking, a lot of tacky gold-plated nails and a luxury hammer with extra-slim handle for small hands.

I seem to remember Clarkson-era Top Gear reviewing a diesel bike from India for about 20 seconds.

Is there a branding-delete option, where it replaces ‘Harley Davidson’ with ‘Changli’ down to the last nut and bolt, and do HD dealers have a discreet back-door entrance, like a massage parlour?