After driving one lap in it for laughs, do you have any impulse to drive a second lap? Does it provide any kind of challenge, or suggest that your skill as a driver makes much of a difference to how it laps?

Maybe the Trump administration is so dignified and modest that they don’t want to blow their own horn, so they’ve written all of their achievements in invisible ink?

What’s stupid about using mahogany bucks? What wood would you use?

And how many viewers had their minds changed on anything? How many votes changed? Tens?

I was so disappointed when I realized that it didn’t have a quad V-16 motor with one broken spark plug...

I’m just going to hold off until VW are going door-to-door with a big truck filled with sheet metal, wheels and a bag of Scrabble tiles to try and make a name badge from.

I really hope Hemsworth is either a bad guy or a cameo. We’ve already *had* a Furiosa movie with a Big Male Hero tacked on to appease the MRA demographic - they even named the movie after him. Let’s see a movie where Furiosa is unashamedly the lead.

How about another bingo card of Trump family members and insiders who coincidentally bought into Regeneron just before Big Donnie went big on national media?

Drive one of your other Aston Martins on Sundays?

I wonder if this’ll give the Matrix crew time to record more than one take of each line, rather than just use an uninflected table read of the script?

Or, doing the test frequently from new prevents basically sound vehicles from becoming death traps by forcing owners to do basic maintenance when it’s needed.

I would like her to be asked in her confirmation hearing: which is the higher authority, the Bible or the Constitution?

Are you sure this isn’t a render of the ‘Hondai Civil’ from the next GTA game?

Yes, they’re going to start wearing an unofficial uniform, but I can’t remember if it’s black or brown shirts.

I’m wondering about a back room deal where Trump remains the figurehead through the election, they bulldoze the result through the Supreme Court, they swear him in... then he resigns the next day for ‘health reasons’ and hands the crown to Pence, a situation all of the Rethugs would be a lot happier with.

Each new generation needs to be above the average of the previous generation- imagine a marketer signing off on a car which is *below* average on any measure.

You think Harley’s C-staff ride, or could even recognize their own product out in a lineup?

Something tells me the only crime he’ll be convicted of is loving America *too much*.

Perhaps two-thirds of the miles it covers are on the back of a transporter, with the engine off?

You just know the ‘crazy’ tag came up when he was being given his talking points, and it just kinda slipped out.