I hope the character kerning is done appropriately, so that if it’s placed to the right of another vehicle emoji, there’s no white space between them and a light bar comes on...

Some police *are* getting four years of training... except the first three years are on patrol in Afghanistan, learning to treat everyone not in uniform as a threat. My suggestion is, no one goes directly from the armed forces in to *peace* officer work,

I’m no fancy ‘historian’, or whatever you want to call it, but I’m pretty sure that America was *founded* on the principal that the President’s will is absolute, and supersedes both the Constitution and the so-called rights of the states!

Maybe tell politicians to stay in *their* lane first?

Odds on it being an appearance package on a crossover?

Apparently, that’s how ‘the kidz’ communicate these days. Be glad they haven’t gone full txt spch yt.

Tangentially, this made me wonder, is any remaining production car still using a carburetor?

Any place that inspires Steve Albini must have something special to it.

If you could power a vehicle with *schadenfreud*, Jalopnik could be on Mars by now...

Let’s all pretend like Trump gives a damn about any aspect of the natural world  outside of turning it into golf courses or oil wells.

I’m expecting them to find a way to prioritize collections from Republican-leaning districts right around election time, and leave mail from Democrat-leaning areas unsorted. Hell, they could even code the sorting machines to recognize mail addressed to the local election office and ‘misroute’ it to a ‘special delivery…

Or he slammed the doors closed on his belt buckle...

It’s like a burning cigarette butt - the instant it leaves contact with your fingers, it ceases to be your problem, and it’s actually mildly insulting to suggest that you have any responsibility for it.

I really thought this was about ground-effect aero for a moment,

I believe the link is that they realised the car weighs as much as the President.

They’re in the room next to the lawyers who are paid with taxpayer dollars to find ways for Trump to remain in power past next January, at any cost.

Or a pair of three-speeds, but two of the ratio combinations are the same....

It’s really a four-speed with a two-range transfer box :-)

I. can see the Saleen  being very useful in a body shop, as the only reason to have so many lights is to melt the paint off other vehicles.

“You’re the tenth person I’ve told today, there’s no call for it.”