So, do all of the riders blast ‘Bad to the Bone’ on their stereos in sync, or start it out of time because they’re badass rebels?

They weren’t shocked that he passed, they were shocked that he just scrawled ‘110% Score by Presidential Decree’ on the paper and left. Most people don’t do that...

According to the MBA playbook, sack people who actually *do* something (starting from the bottom up, of course), fiddle with inventory and sales reporting to eke out a couple more quarters, then take a big bonus as you sell the intellectual property out of the smoking ruins and sail off to your next directorship.

I guess nothing simplifies price negotiations like publicly stating that you’re legally required to sell the vehicle by a specific date, no exceptions?

I feel like ‘taxpayers’ is a Republican dog-whistle - ‘we’ pay our taxes, but ‘they’ (wink, wink) cheat and get a free ride. You know who I mean....

So we don’t have to see a photo of him looking smug with his foot on her head?

Your comments are welcome over at Deadspin.

Let’s hope he doesn’t take the same approach as he does to endangered animals, and shoot her as a trophy ‘to improve the health of the herd’.

Wow... just *anything* to get a negative headline on Tesla. Tens of major auto makers in the world which aren’t at the head of the list, but Jalopnik has to highlight the one which Spanfeller is shorting the stock on, I guess.

Because, if you don’t keep changing stuff, last year’s truck doesn’t seem to need replacing so quickly?

Simple: your buddy’s 2019 model *doesn’t* have a motorized shifter.

I don’t know about trucks, but with sedans and sports cars, I feel like the designers *have* to leave something on the table for the first release model, so they can go lower, bigger wheels, moar aggressive grill with each special edition and facelift.

Alas, you forgot that it must have a V8 because V6's are ‘weak’ and turbos are ‘more to go wrong’ (even though a V8 has more to go wrong than a V6).

I wonder how many first-world nations need their police to be immune to hate-crimes legislation

Yeah, Deadspin managed to find a way to keep politics out of discussions of peoples’ hobbies...

So, kneeling during the anthem is disrespecting the flag, but wearing it as underwear is A-ok...

Let it be stated in court that Chauvin is such an uncontrollable racist beast that he cannot hold himself back from attacking Black prison officers.

I guess one way to defund NASCAR would be for municipalities to stop giving tax breaks to the track owners until they get their sport in order?

“Micro. Changes. In air. Density” Never were teeth more audibly gritted on screen.

Yeah, but Spanfeller is shorting Tesla stock, so we have to find a way to make it *sound* bad for Tesla. This site is increasingly alienating me, and I don’t even have a Tesla or any realistic prospect of owning one.