No one said defending the North would be cheap.

I skimmed through this, but I didn’t see the step where you hum the theme song through the entire process.

Sorry, its not going away. Im not complaining, im being dumb online and trolling, like everyone else

Gotta get the widow skin before blizzard changes it for being too hot

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

Nine! Nine people fleeing the scene! Ah Ah Ah!

I can’t find it right now, but in the 1980s there was a case where a car crashed and the police found 3 families, everyone naked, crammed into the car. The crash was not enough to injure anyone, but they needed some help to get out. When brought before the judge the story came out.

Since that’s a Honda, we can safely assume those were all metric bolts.

Car must have have been stolen from the ministry of magic.

“Props for having this level of ondemand bowel control.”

Yes. There isn’t a single day that I don’t hear some ego-fragile dude floor his retro-muscle-car/lifted douche truck in a stupid peacocking effort to show off. Seriously, people react to this shit with the same annoyance as friggin car alarms.

The guy across the street has a 5.0 Mustang. I have a Hellcat. You can drive as well behaved as possible, but we always know when the other has to go in to work early. It’s just acoustics.

Unpopular opinion time; I think that’s rad. I love having a loud exhaust... sometimes. Other times I’m driving an hour+ on the freeway and just don’t want to hear it. Or I have a headache. Or I’m driving past the NIMBYs who live near the autocross course. And being able to set times the car automatically starts…

I see it more as a way of making the car more liveable and more fun at the same time. I’m willing to bet that the Sport and Track exhaust notes are louder and better than the stock exhaust setup. I love hearing a car roar to life as much as anyone else, but when I leave for work in the morning at 6am I don’t want to…

Shouldve painted it camo

My curiosity: how will they restore it to that decent-looking orange paint from before? Fairly easy to achieve, hopefully? PAGING LARRY KOSILLA.

Damn, that explains how shopping cart wheels get all fucked up. I’ve always wondered....

+1 for malfunctioning replicant. Where’s a Blade Runner when you need one?

After watching the zoom on the driver, I’m guessing he was either on something, having a weird medical episode, or a malfunctioning replicant

Nope, it’s awesome.