I’m so glad this turned out well. I always like Garcia even though I hated his teams. He always reminded me of a Jason Garrett clone that didn’t get enough hair, but got way more arm strength and accuracy.

One more — I work in DC and I was a dipshit nobody that was expendable time-wise, so my boss sent me to follow a group around that was meeting with their members of Congress to take pictures for like a newsletter or something. My qualifications were thus: I owned a suit.

Ohhhh teach LeBron. I read that as teach her to be a man, which was disconcerting.

Jeff is the most underrated Niner of all time.

Carmella DeCesare, PMOY 2004

what the fuck man, I kept waiting for Jeff Garcia to call your son a pussy. I didn’t come here for this nonsense!

His wife (Carmella DeCesare) was at my high school graduation. I graduated with her sister and we were all staring at her because she was smokin hot and it was a huge deal that she made it into Playboy. I remember randomly messaging back and forth with her on MySpace at one point. Weird.

I knew about him attending that tournament, but I never knew the part about the wife-murdering. That’s surprising to me.

You had a 10 year old son as an undergrad? Or am I just losing my shit?

I’ll just leave this here...

So I wanted to be a professional musician as a teenager (lead guitar god obvi) and was psyched to get a job doing sound at a club in college. I got to meet some cool bands (White Stripes like a week after Fell In Love With A Girl video became a thing), but mostly the bands were tired and sore from touring in a shitty…

He (and his wife!) moved in next door to a relative when he was with the Lions. I was in high school and a big Lions fan, but obviously way more excited about meeting his wife.

Had a equally pleasant encounter with Jeff Garcia outside a Safeway in San Jose. He’s a legit good guy.

Thank you Google. I may need to leave work early.

I’m so disappointed. I read all that hoping to heap on hate. Goddammit.

Totally unrelated, but have you seen Jeff Garcia’s wife?

AAARRRUUUU!!! RUFF RUFF RUFF!!! A-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(This is me barking like a horny dog in the background of a Warner Bros. cartoon.)

He snagged an uber hottie he can eat shit. Ah much better.

Awwwwwwwwwwww

Met (?) Drew Magary once. Thought it was some raccoons going through my trash can and turned out to be him!

Wolf isn’t programmed to understand human emotions.