What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

“I’m a huge germaphobe.”

Perhaps the bad stuff is just starting to trickle out. The really nasty stuff may start streaming sooner or later.

Guys, I don’t think this is funny anymore. I’m starting to get really bummed.

*Watersportsgate

Crybabies?

I did not vote for T-man, but continuity of government is a big deal, even if his administration somehow does not. I liken this decision as to firing the train engineer by shoving him to jump off the moving train, THEN asking if anyone can drive while we find someone new.

Take out California and its practically a dead-heat.

Clinton 65,844,954

Plus with XTC you just need to be On Grass

How do you know a Phish fan has been at your house?

Thanks McGruff.

A coworker of mine several years ago was a big Phish fan (phan? They have a name, but I forget it). Anyway, the coworker’s telling me about some stupid meatstick dance and this one particularly great concert he went to where everyone was jamming. It turns out, according my coworker, someone was jamming so hard at this…

The worst thing ever are the grizzled tour vets who never shut up about how great ‘95-’98 were, complain about how the band totally sucks now... but they still go to every show.

English Settlement is an underrated album.

“I’ve never been into Phish, partly because I had a really awful roommate in college who loved them.”

+1 life saved.

Bob Dylan was indifferent to receiving a Nobel Prize.

The guy staring out the window of the plane is trying to suppress his desire to start throwing haymakers at the jackasses, knowing that won’t help the situation. He’s probably trying to console himself with the knowledge that this is the last time the jackasses see the inside of a plane. He’s relying on civilization…

“Because eventually, you’re gonna be the guy being dragged off the plane. And that man by the window will not help you. And then the plane will crash.”