Seems worth noting somewhere in here that Houston’s defense last year was god-awful. 119th of 130 in points allowed per game, 124th in passing yards per game and 116th in rushing yards per game. Maybe Hurts should play a team that didn’t cap off their season by giving up 70 points (and 507 rush yards!) to Army before…

I don’t like nutmeg so I can’t get into pumpkin spice. But the hate is so ridiculous.

Along the same lines, we have a Nigerian man who works in our Finance department. They had to take him out of collections because our customers thought he was trying to scam them. So fucked up.

I’m beginning to think LeBron was unaware of the phrase a few months ago and it was the funniest thing he had ever heard.

(By the way, this is a great record:)

“has been treated for a mental illness” is a terrifying criteria.

Her reactions re: sexual assault were just so bizarre it’s hard not to wonder where the hell they were coming from. I still remember that nightmare of a Dear Prudence letter where a letter-writer who was clearly suffering a lot while trying to sort out issues of consent with her husband, and Yoffe responded by…

Bullshit. Pitchers can relax just as much as hitters can. The problem is that so many of them have a bat stuck up their ass, wide end first.

When you left sportswriting, do they make you delete all of the Bruce Springsteen out of your iTunes library?

this sentence makes me want to have a double with extra american

I watched the Amazing Spider-man last night as it happened to be on British Terrestrial TV.

Oops fracking. Auto-correct is obviously in the pay of the Koch brothers.

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

So the project loon team consists of six women. CAN SOMEONE POINT THIS OUT TO THE WORLD THAT SIX WOMEN KICKED MATH ASS? (Note...I have a daughter)

One other incredible thing. In this age of all male panels, the Project Loon panel was all female. Good for Google.

So about ten years ago when my son was around 13 we had to go to Lowe’s for about the tenth time in two weeks – this time for paint for the bathroom. As we walked in, knowing my son’s commitment to a role, smarts, and incredible precocity, I told him the plan that had just occurred to me. He agreed.

I pretended to be straight for 20 years. Does that count?

Already taken.

Great movie, probably not great for a date.

What does race have to do with anything? Fuckstick