I take comfort in the fact that you think we’ll still have the internet and electricity in five years, rather than the slim hope that we can create enough fire to heat up Ted Cruz’s expired Campbell’s soup stash during the coming apocalypse.
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Just a small correction: You mention that he is now five years into his sentence, having been sentenced in 2012, but 2012 was actually 97 years ago.
The unfortunate truth is that hate groups thrive on this sort of mentality.
yes, and welcome to the internet.
Seems like you haven’t been there lately.
So that praise kek shit people say is actually an alt-right thing?
Isn’t that something from 4Chan?
.... Is 4chan an alt-right thing, now?
There are two other people that I know of who escaped from the elevator bank that day.
Uh, no. Not having it. I am one of those people who is still irritated that the Franklin Mint put out commemorative 9/11 coins approximately 3 weeks after it happened. Fuck people for trying to make sweet cash off a horrific tragedy. And a hearty fuck you to the President for using 9/11 as a political ploy/reason to…
And kind of a wasted opportunity since there was a pretty remarkable case of survival in which a group of a half dozen or so people trapped in an express elevator managed to pry open the doors and chisel a hole in the dry wall to make an escape. They were, if I remember correctly, the only people to escape from an…
Well I think it is a super clumsy and poorly executed metaphor of love and the bonding that occurs because of it. Like King could not think of another way to bond the group in love besides sex. Which is really fucking weird. But I guess at least he meant to portray sex as an act of emotional bonding and good as…
Let’s face it, Stephen King’s not a great writer, period. And yeah, his sex scenes are pretty bad in general. He’s a great story teller and has one hell of an imagination, but his style is lacking, to say the least.
If you live in a place that gets direct sun in the summer, put your aloe vera in a huge tree pot and drop it outside where it will get direct sun. Water it twice a day. Your aloe vera will become a giant bush aloe vera that looks like an alien springing from the earth. I mean GIANT!
Similarly I, a millennial, should not be allowed in the plant section of Ikea.
It’s also really good for your mental health... I mean, not disputing anything you said, but studies show that having plants around is good for you.
I’m a millennial, therefore I have student loan debt I should have repayed shortly before I’m dead. I grow plants that become food because I have to eat to live, live to work, work to pay my debts (until just before I die, see above.) So are we obsessed with houseplants? Maybe, fuck I don’t know! Or maybe we’re just…
They are going to lose their mind when they discover how well those house plants are complimented by macrame. It’s glorious!
Millenials are achieving ‘girls bathroom’ levels of mystery and intrigue.
It’s like tan being considered a sign of lower-class menial workers — and therefore unattractive. Until Coco Chanel began sunning on her yacht, and then instantly it became a sign of wealth and prestige.
Never thought about it before, but yes. I was a pre-Grindr gay and always fell in love in chat rooms, and I thought 21 was way too old to still have a V-card. I took the walk of shame through Times Square and cried all the way back home on the subway.