"by the time their an adult" come on man not to be a doryphore but like please to fix.

Agree about "hard pass".

OH MY GOD this is 18 minutes long I can't.

So boring. : (

I'm afraid by then they'll have been turned into assholes. : (

I don't think I lied (I'm sure I did, but I can't remember anything I would have lied about), but only because I was really nerdy and boring.

Maybe Rebecca's not dead, just unconscious or drugged... is that too crazy? (*Remembers Grey's Anatomy plane crash story arc*... nah it's within Shondaland borders...) ((I hope she's not dead, I feel bad for her. Even though she destroyed Rudy. : ( ))

OMG I had similar experiences at the symphony when I was younger. I played a string instrument fairly seriously at the time and was kind of in that community of classical musicians (amateur and professional). So anyway at the symphony, like you're saying, old people would look at us like "these young hooligans,…

Good for her. Being happy with herself is cool and probably not that easy in her family/ situation.

Is this... Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? : \

That is annoying.

You can definitely not-touch? :::: ((((

That coat is cute. : )

Isn't it fun? : )

Yours is fine! Don't worry. <3

I got Barbituate Crackerdong.

Okay I am not an angry reddit person, I'm really not, there is the absolute SHIT of humanity on there on a lot of subreddits (well, I don't know if it's worse than 4Chan... they're tied...).

Yeah I was really confused by that.

This is exactly like Arthur's realization in Hitchhiker's Guide - he learns mice developed earth as an experiment, rejects the idea and explains that humans ran experiments *on mice*, then when he summarizes the methodology and how we derived conclusions from it, the lightbulb goes off.

Oh my god how many of these do you have?! Lol this is amazing.