Yes. This looks like someone saw Burton’s version and said, “Sure, but can you make it more whimsical and twee???”

My eyes just rolled into the back of my head. What an abomination.

Note to self: Once I become Emperor, I will look for an Empress who grew up on a fluoride plantation.

He did famously do that, though. The historical record is unclear on whether or not Admiral Akbar was heading up the Russian army at the time, however.

Funny.  I don’t remember Napoleon murdering 6 million people in death camps.

Ridley Scott is such a treasure - he’s getting up there in years and I’m going to miss his work when he’s gone. He’s taken some big swings and had some misses, but man. He takes his shot and he’s made some great, great films in his career. Very excited to watch this.

Not simping for Napoleon or anything, but I can think of a few things that Hitler did that were worse...

not even close, he wanted no more monarchs, not no more jews.

That looks really good, actually. Man, intrigued by this movie a lot.

Is he packing a Fat Man or a Little Boy?

My understanding is that the book focuses on the Plemons character. DiCaprio thought the other role was more interesting, and the script was also reworked to focus on the Osage side of things rather than the FBI side.

I had no idea this person existed and now I’m annoyed I do. 

In fairness, this is not an entirely specious connection.  He’s widely known now for his involvement in ongoing exploration of the wreckage.

you clicked on it?

Please let this happen and please let them both be mortally injured. It would be for the best.

So, he got his powers from a radioactive lion?

Start with ‘The Road.’ Starting with 'Blood Meridian' would be, well, hoo-boy.

Whoa, Louie Anderson???

I get giving Murray shit over his behavior, but giving Kelis shit about moving on, no matter how soon after her husband dies, is weird. Did you give Patton Oswalt any shit for getting remarried a year after his wife died? And mentioning their age difference would have more of an impact if the youngest age you…

I have read a lot of reviews and comments that consider Sally ‘redeemed’ by telling her son the truth and retiring to a quiet life somewhere. But not only did she know the real story about Gene and still let him go to prison, I was struck by the last scene she had with her son. As she was leaving he told her he loved…