Case in point, the “Church of Scientology”.

How come I never get recruited into sex cults? This is bullshit.

She can’t possibly have violated a 2016 NDA during the filming of Knocked Up or the 40-Year-Old Virgin.

The depth of my non-understanding of what any of this shit means is profound.

You are really bad at this internet thing. I suggest getting a new hobby like knitting. If you’re really good you can even put your tiresome tut-tutting right in a stitch, make a big blanket of holier than thou hot takes to keep you warm at night.

God must you both sides to every story? You claim to be progressive but yet I fail to ever see you actually demonstrate that. Your favorite topic is how the left is a bunch of fascists. You criticize almost every me too article. I try to live and let live but it’s so tiresome.

“I’m a liberal”

A very small handful of people were making some sort of jokes at the expense of Barron Trump. There is a concerted campaign from Fox News, the NRA, Breitbart, Info Wars, etc., to attack the Parkland shooting survivors. You can’t seriously not be seeing the difference here.

Nobody here was attacking Barron Trump. Your whataboutism fails to land, sorry.

Well, if it happened, I’m glad it hasn’t made you irrationally angry.

The commentariat here were pretty united in thinking that tweet was out of bounds, and the author was suspended from her job at SNL. Nugent, on the other hand, was invited to the White House by Trump after saying much worse.

The most obvious comment on this article? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

I hope Laura Ingraham bounces back from this. Someone has to push back against all the kids these days who are petitioning the government to not get shot!

I know! This kid used a whole bunch of swear words! Call my pearls clutched! I’m so fucking embarrassed for the awesome teen! This is so much worse than an entire nation under the thrall of gun violence! Imagine how the police in Australia must feel when they don’t have to assume everyone is locked and loaded! Imagine…

FUCK. OFF. And learn what Orwellian means

Keep fucking that chicken, bro.

My response would be “suck my balls you stupid whore I hope you end up broke sleeping in a gutter on top of used needles” but David Hogg proves, once again, that he is the adult here.

I love Hogg *immediately* calling her out as only apologizing once she started losing sponsors.

Jesus will return in THUNDERBALL

Trump supporters haven’t read the Iliad, so the concept of the Trojan Horse is all Greek to them.