Wait what. Now I'm scared of this weird sore throat I have right now that is kind of at the base of my throat. Oh god. I'm going to die.

I’m a liberal girl but every now and then I get a “let’s nuke the shit out of them” urge. Sorry.

Same thing Obama’s been doing all these years. Won’t mention ‘radical islam.’

I do! And it worked!

I highly doubt someone who can’t use proper capitalization and who talks down to other people, along with an inability to comprehend the simplest of assertions, is a lawyer. You earn the same wage as everyone else at Petsmart.

They are both sleazebags who enjoy the company of sleazebags, and I wouldn’t put anything past them, but to be fair, these are still tenuous allegations, and neither side wants to touch them with a ten foot pole.