What kind of bullshit “football” is this? That player got right back up and continued playing after a hard tackle, as if nothing happened.

Cold Hummus is what’s wrong with the world. 

which is a different thing that is not racism

Harried honker hits heights, hurdle. Humans horrified.

Cool Runnings 2: Cooler Runnings

No way man. If you strike first, you have every fucking right to get your shit rocked. This is all on her.

Isn’t the reason reporters use allegedly so they can’t be sued for libel? I understand the frustration but the way our legal system works we have to give perpetrators their day in court

A super bowl champion millionaire.

lol

I take my phone out for every Bartolo Colon pitch because I want to be able to say “this is the pitch that caused Bartolo Colon’s heart to give out.”

Answer the phone kid, Tampa bay is calling you.

Do you know why I started reading deadspin? I don’t remember, but it helped me through a tuff time of anxiety and depression In my life several years ago. As time went on, it has now turned to politics and leftism. Not that i am a right winger, all politics suck. I just want to read about sports, not bullshit world…

Well, explosive output with a butthole that big isn’t too surprising.

I saw this article posted exactly as I saw that Bud Norris has come into the game

[Edited to allow others more opportunities to reflect on Tom Savage’s garden.]

Huh... maybe Kyrie really was the problem with Cleveland.

This is all a punishment from GOD for not cutting Kaepernick the first time he kneeled.

So tyreed of hearing about that catch.

“All I know is Drunk Driving and Gambling...and Rape.”

Sorry Tim, I tried to read this review but all i kept hearing was WAH WAH WAHHH WAH WAH WAH WAH!