As if soccer players weren’t already wimpy enough, now they’re flopping when they get their feelings hurt

The answer is 5 hours

I really don’t know why people can’t just not use drugs. What’s so hard about that?

I think part of the problem is that baseball is a more intellectual sport reliant on strategy than something like basketball where they run around for 12 minutes at a time throwing balls through hoops, and the average person is certainly dumber now than they were 15 or 20 years ago. More people these days are just too…

When I tried In-n-Out for the first time after hearing its praises sung for years, it was possibly the blandest burger I’ve ever had. McDoubles are far better than In-n-Out burgers.

Ender Inciarte did it in 2016

I honestly think he has a point, a double means that the next batter up will be looking to just make contact and drive the runner on second in, whereas a home run could make the next guy up try to hit another one and more than likely strikeout or flyout

I guess it’s my fault for still having a shred of faith in humanity that I saw the title of this article and thought that JUST MAYBE it would be about how the New York Times shouldn’t have hired someone who openly hates an entire race of people (aka racism), but of course not. The fact that you people are defending…

It’s very telling that saying parents should raise their children well is controversial to some people

Good riddance. What passes as “journalism” these days is a cancer on society.

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That's what we call a Reverse Canseco

He could seriously just stand next to the basket and drop the ball in

I’m a Braves fan and it still feels weird to hear them called one of the league’s best offenses, I don’t think I was mentally prepared for anything other than failure. I’ll take it though.

In my 8th grade health class there was a black girl I was not on good terms with, and one day I decided I was going to scare her by fake punching her face but stopping before I hit her. Unfortunately, I don’t have very good coordination, so I didn’t stop my fist in time and lightly bopped her on the nose. She shouted…

Absolute unit

You have no idea

It means that anyone who says that is a dirty communist

Every day I get more affirmation that my hatred of leftists is well deserved

No matter how hard I try to hear the other things I only hear Yerry (Like Jerry with a Y)