My chemistry degree demands I be pedantic about this: chlorine gas (Cl2) and mustard gas (most commonly ClC2H4SC2H4CL) are not the same thing and mixing bleach with ammonia makes neither. It makes chloramine gas (NH2Cl) which is another compound which you don’t want to breath.

In related news, Riccitiello’s young son said that claims about cookie theft are “bullshit” and that the jar his hand was in was a coffee jar that had been repurposed to hold cookies. “If you understand the context,” the younger Riccitiello said after wiping away crumbs, “it’s clear that I was not caught with my hand…