I can fix this...Tesla TTR? Or Tesla TEX...Testa Tartan?

The one they drove around last night at the Tesla event says otherwise.

Simmer down now, kid.

$50k, 4 doors, and eight cylinders? I think the answer is 2 Miatas.

Oops, fuck. Time to turn the brain on. And go back and proofread all my emails this morning.

Crossovers are for people who have just given up. They’re the automotive equivalent of wearing your sweatpants out in public.

Such a sleek and beautiful design to the XJ220

Big screens are not fancy. When have you ever seen a large screen in a smoking room?

Photographic evidence that even people from Massachusetts have trouble spelling Massachusetts.

This company is bleeding so bad they should rename it Faraday Suture.

Now, the Astro. Now that’s something to pine for... #notkidding

My first ex wife bought one of these brand new. We lived in the mountains (6500ft up) and there was snow on the ground 8 months out of the year. I threw some little BFG AT’s on it and that thing never let her down. You wouldn’t want to take it off road, but a foot of new snow or a month of frozen slush ruts are no…

Note to self - look up how to clear GPS data before selling car

Shame about the colors, though.

I am disappoint.

Mostly thoughts and prayers.

DAMMIT! I was rushing in to make a Mask reference.

This is currently #1 on my list of next cars.

Or....By a Bolt, put a full Bozozoku body kit on it, fill the back with burritos, and...........I don’t know where I was going with this......

We’re in America. Speak American.