And instead of publishing it, just email it to me.

Except people with foot fetishes. Ewww.

BRZ / GT86 people: “Hey! Wait up!”

“looks bad ass” is the only engineering principle involved

Didn’t it just fire up?

Tracy: “My Jeep’s engine caught fire last night...”

Alternatively

I vote CP simply because I’m 6'9" and could never fit in one properly and I can never experience the majestic beauty that is the Miata.

Congratulations, $kaycog, for getting Kinja’d on your COTD post that we all look forward to every weekday.

NEVER GIVE UP

get out.

If you google translate that into David Tracyese:

What you talkin about Willis?

The all-electric delivery vans will be available to numerous cities in California, New York, and Illinois

I don’t see what you mean...

Neutral

Looked quickly, thought it was a Zombie Asshat Hatch.

With goddamn stereos that would make their goddamn everything rattle, too...

1.. (tries to think of a clever use of “Strift Dick” and fails)