If it was intentional, why wouldn’t he just kick it and run? Why risk injury?

Ever hang out with a drunk? Walking normally is pretty easy for them. Walking while looking backwards, or trying to recover from a stumble are not so easy for them.

and this clearly wasn’t an accident.

Asshole is probably inappropriate. He might be, or he could just be a person with a problem. I reserve ‘asshole’ for willfully destructive people.

You believe it to be intentional? Sure looks to me like a drunk that lost their balance.

I’m 100% thinking this was intentional. No one falls that out of control, takes a hit and gets up and walks away that cleanly.

It’s not like it was intentional. It was drunk idiocy. We’ve all done it.

Asshole is probably inappropriate. He might be, or he could just be a person with a problem. I reserve ‘asshole’ for willfully destructive people.

I used to be an intelligence officer with a pretty high security clearance, I have never been held up more than a couple minutes in customs, I am curious what their screen says. I did go to China and Tibet with a Lama and Chiang Kai-shek’s grandson, we were stopped and politely asked to have some tea with an official…

I’m a WASPy white girl and the only time I got SSSS’d, I had changed my return flight a day in advance of travel, moving it up by a day, to beat a snowstorm during the Christmas - New Year travel period. SO SUSPICIOUS!

My father has worked for both TSA and International Customs at LAX. He told me about this like 10-15 years ago when I got SSSS on mine. He said it’s mostly random... mostly.

What does it mean when my boarding pass says “GTMO”?

Super Sexy Scrotum Squeezing

I thought it meant to slither around and make snake sounds. I didn’t think it was strange that security was patting me down after that.

Thanks Yesha and cocoa butter!

Do you ever get scared? Like, during turbulence? I’m just terrified of flying no matter what.

sneeze on them. they’ll be moved right quick.

But then you’d get feet juice on your hair. D:

Fake coughing on the feet would do the trick, too.

Say something to her, don’t just let her feet stay there.