he did this because that bitch asked him if he was wandering around looking for a new girlfriend after his last girlfriend committed suicide.

I hear Trump wants to increase the size of the military.

Rewind: anyone thinking about how weirded out a time traveler from the past would be by what celebrity has become to make this possible?

If this happened, all I can say is, I hope I die hella early.

“tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want”

I agree with this, however, the only caveat would be the denial of tolerance and peace to those who so infringe on other’ ability to do what they want.

i.e. fuck this floppy headed asshole for…

Morbid voice of realism checking in here: Based on that video, odds don’t look great that he’ll live that long. All it takes is one wrong step on the next news van he climbs, or one big flare-up on his next pool fire. He won’t listen to anyone who tells him to slow down or dial it back. Dude’s living on borrowed time.

Worst of all, he isn’t a teen!

2045 me: “No, not again, it’s happening again, noooooo!”

J/k, we’ll all be dead by then.

I think I saw this guy on a 60 Minutes segment back in the fall (it comes on after football, man, get off my nuts!). They were doing a deep dig on social media influencers and how people like this guy rake in money by being popular on Vine and Instagram. He’s basically a slightly less obnoxious Kardashian with an…

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

"No comment."